I tell stories and connect with people through everything that make this world a weird, wonderful and funny place!
You might know me from my critically acclaimed role as human woman, but I'm also a comedian, journalist, and published short story writer.
Growing up in an Irish-Catholic family, jokes were more a tool of survival than anything else. I cut my teeth on holiday dinners and long road trips, but sharpened those skills at SAK Comedy Lab, UCB, and Second City, studying and performing sketch, freestyle rap, and improv in various venues.
Standup Comedy & Sketch Videos
Fiction
A collection of short stories and scripts.
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published
Comedy Pilot
"Breaking News"
After suffering from a stroke, an enthusiastic journalist returns to her collapsing local newsroom as the reluctant head of the union.
30-minute single-cam comedy pilot, 34 pages
Script
"Betting on the Enemy"
When a man takes his girlfriend to watch the horse races for their anniversary, she quickly sees the world of the wealthy for what it is—and it may cost her her life.
Horror, 12 pages
Script
"Beyond the Backyard"
A young girl with an abusive father searches for peace in another world, but learns the memory of monsters can sometimes linger
Fairy tale, 8 pages
Short Story
"A Border in Check"
10th place in NYC Midnight 100-word microfiction contest
Published
Short Story
Published
"Put Another Soul in the Jukebox, Baby"
On the Run
Short Story
"Texas Instruments
TI-84 Plus CE:
The Chaperone No One Asked For"Cast of Wonders
Published